Catching Fireworks

Yeho Natan II

In life, people always say ‘There are choices you need to choose.’ Being happy is a choice. Being goal-oriented is a choice. And being sad is still a choice!

I can safely and proudly say that I am HAPPY and CONTENT. Period! But people see me in a way that’s not the way I do. People say I carry the whole world (really?). People always label me as problemado, seryoso, weirdo etc. I feel so bullied. I feel rejected. I feel different.

BUT I CAUGHT FIREWORKS! LOTS OF FIREWORKS! LOTS OF THEM! I CAUGHT THEM BECAUSE I WAS HAPPY! YES! I AM ALIVE AND COMPLETELY KICKING!

There are plenty of things that I wanted to shout about finding life’s bliss with contentment. Well, anyway, let us just simplify things up. Here we go.

There are ten statements you’ll NEED to do:

1.     Worship the God of Israel (and nobody else but Him).

2.     Do not make for yourselves images or anything related to it like carved ones and worship them.

3.     Do not USE the name of the GOD of Israel (YAHWEH) in vain.

4.     Observe the seventh day (Sabbath) as a rest day. You are given six days to work and the seventh day is for the Creator.

5.     Respect your parents, your father and your mother.

6.     Do not murder.

7.     Do not commit adultery.

8.     Do not steal.

9.     Do not accuse anyone falsely.

10.             Do not desire another man’s house; do not desire his wife, his slaves, his cattle, his donkeys, or donkeys, or anything else that he owns.

So if you’re asking me how to find happiness, these things are what you need to do and if you follow these without hesitation, BOOM! You caught fireworks!

Catching Fireworks

Catching Fireworks

Yeho Natan II

In life, people always say ‘There are choices you need to choose.’ Being happy is a choice. Being goal-oriented is a choice. And being sad is still a choice!

I can safely and proudly say that I am HAPPY and CONTENT. Period! But people see me in a way that’s not the way I do. People say I carry the whole world (really?). People always label me as problemado, seryoso, weirdo etc. I feel so bullied. I feel rejected. I feel different.

BUT I CAUGHT FIREWORKS! LOTS OF FIREWORKS! LOTS OF THEM! I CAUGHT THEM BECAUSE I WAS HAPPY! YES! I AM ALIVE AND COMPLETELY KICKING!

There are plenty of things that I wanted to shout about finding life’s bliss with contentment. Well, anyway, let us just simplify things up. Here we go.

There are ten statements you’ll NEED to do:

1.     Worship the God of Israel (and nobody else but Him).

2.     Do not make for yourselves images or anything related to it like carved ones and worship them.

3.     Do not USE the name of the GOD of Israel (YAHWEH) in vain.

4.     Observe the seventh day (Sabbath) as a rest day. You are given six days to work and the seventh day is for the Creator.

5.     Respect your parents, your father and your mother.

6.     Do not murder.

7.     Do not commit adultery.

8.     Do not steal.

9.     Do not accuse anyone falsely.

10.             Do not desire another man’s house; do not desire his wife, his slaves, his cattle, his donkeys, or donkeys, or anything else that he owns.

So if you’re asking me how to find happiness, these things are what you need to do and if you follow these without hesitation, BOOM! You caught fireworks!

How to Become Weird

Yeho Natan II

            Hey! Been busy being normal? Get involved in the movement called #GettingWeird. How to join? Simply follow the few (to many) reminders.

1.      Eat well.

Ø  There is nothing wrong on being health conscious. It’s just that you need to stay physically fit because eventually, in the process of getting weird, you’ll lose you’ll fats, and flesh, and your conscience (insert smiley here).

2.      Jog in the middle of your toilet sessions.

Ø  I tell you, it’s better to have some activities while your p**ping in your toilet. Everybody’s allowed to do multi-tasking now. At least you’ve released some bad elements in your body and at the same time, you’ve got to do exercising plus the fun.

3.      Buy unimportant stuffs.

Ø  I hate seeing people buy only needed things while rejecting others. I dunno why. But I think if you’re an engineer, you must try to buy some sleeping pills and anesthesia, or if you’re a doctor, buy a pink hardhat and wear it inside the ER. I think that’s a great idea.

4.      Tell your officemates/classmates that you’re the best and they’re not.

Ø  Of course we need to pause for this for five seconds. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Now, all you have to do is to walk in front of them, chin up, hands firm (like you’re about to box), open your mouth and say “Hi! I know that you have a good day today but still I am handsome/beautiful and you’re not. Have a nice day!”

5.      Repeat number 2. But this time, try some push-ups.

Ø  Just found this tip effective.

6.      End your life with a rope.

Ø  But never do this alone. Ask someone who’ll do it for you. But if you are about to die, tell him/her that you’re just kidding. Let him/her unleash you but if you die, I’m sorry. You’ll not be able to do the next number.

7.      Buy an airplane ticket but just use it for FB status.

Ø  It would be casual if you buy tickets and use them to travel. Why not make some fun out of it. Just cancel your flight. Selfies are still rampant darling!

8.      For students, send your math teacher a problem about moving-on.

Ø  Everybody knows that all we need to solve problems are teachers who are engrossed on solving problems. Sure they’ll love to answer your queries.

9.      Take a shower while doing some snacks.

Ø  I never tried doing it but I guess you’ll get some medals after doing this. I think it would be better to call a friend to join you with the shower room and let him/her take some photos. You know, for evidences and documentation.

10.  Wear a raincoat while watching TV.

11.  Watch TV while sleeping.

12.  Sleep while swimming.

13.  Swim while blogging.

14.  Repeat 1-14.

I really am sure that every one of you reading will have ideas to get weird! Thanks. Just passin’ by.

With love and support for your #GettingWeird projects, Yeho Natan II.