How to Become Weird

Yeho Natan II

            Hey! Been busy being normal? Get involved in the movement called #GettingWeird. How to join? Simply follow the few (to many) reminders.

1.      Eat well.

Ø  There is nothing wrong on being health conscious. It’s just that you need to stay physically fit because eventually, in the process of getting weird, you’ll lose you’ll fats, and flesh, and your conscience (insert smiley here).

2.      Jog in the middle of your toilet sessions.

Ø  I tell you, it’s better to have some activities while your p**ping in your toilet. Everybody’s allowed to do multi-tasking now. At least you’ve released some bad elements in your body and at the same time, you’ve got to do exercising plus the fun.

3.      Buy unimportant stuffs.

Ø  I hate seeing people buy only needed things while rejecting others. I dunno why. But I think if you’re an engineer, you must try to buy some sleeping pills and anesthesia, or if you’re a doctor, buy a pink hardhat and wear it inside the ER. I think that’s a great idea.

4.      Tell your officemates/classmates that you’re the best and they’re not.

Ø  Of course we need to pause for this for five seconds. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Now, all you have to do is to walk in front of them, chin up, hands firm (like you’re about to box), open your mouth and say “Hi! I know that you have a good day today but still I am handsome/beautiful and you’re not. Have a nice day!”

5.      Repeat number 2. But this time, try some push-ups.

Ø  Just found this tip effective.

6.      End your life with a rope.

Ø  But never do this alone. Ask someone who’ll do it for you. But if you are about to die, tell him/her that you’re just kidding. Let him/her unleash you but if you die, I’m sorry. You’ll not be able to do the next number.

7.      Buy an airplane ticket but just use it for FB status.

Ø  It would be casual if you buy tickets and use them to travel. Why not make some fun out of it. Just cancel your flight. Selfies are still rampant darling!

8.      For students, send your math teacher a problem about moving-on.

Ø  Everybody knows that all we need to solve problems are teachers who are engrossed on solving problems. Sure they’ll love to answer your queries.

9.      Take a shower while doing some snacks.

Ø  I never tried doing it but I guess you’ll get some medals after doing this. I think it would be better to call a friend to join you with the shower room and let him/her take some photos. You know, for evidences and documentation.

10.  Wear a raincoat while watching TV.

11.  Watch TV while sleeping.

12.  Sleep while swimming.

13.  Swim while blogging.

14.  Repeat 1-14.

I really am sure that every one of you reading will have ideas to get weird! Thanks. Just passin’ by.

With love and support for your #GettingWeird projects, Yeho Natan II.